The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @guykastenbaum ever

December 2012

DEVOPS_BORAT Worst failure in devops are happen in high availability architectures (also know as Paradox of RAID Controller Failure).

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 1:52 PM, Dec 31st, 2012 via web)

glazou quand Linus pête un plomb, ça arrache… https://t.co/trrnsrgD

via Echofon (retweeted on 11:44 AM, Dec 31st, 2012 via web)

maggie_thatcher WARNING. If you get a message titled “Free clip of the new Justin Bieber single” Don’t open it. It contains a clip of the new Bieber single.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 9:31 AM, Dec 31st, 2012 via web)

How Many People Have Been Killed by Guns Since Newtown? http://t.co/z8MDIU3P

via Tweet Button

BreveDeBistrot Les filles attendent le mec parfait, c’est de la faute à Disney. Les mecs attendent la fille parfaite, c’est de la faute à Playboy.

via Madame Lenvie (retweeted on 2:08 PM, Dec 26th, 2012 via web)

CompSciFact Latency numbers every programmer should know http://t.co/rcgFPEdb (by year)

via HootSuite (retweeted on 2:02 PM, Dec 26th, 2012 via web)

Ejohnston96 Me: “Two tickets please.” Cashier: “For the hobbit?” Me: “No, she’s actually my girlfriend.”

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:10 PM, Dec 24th, 2012 via web)

Nophie__ Gandalf le gris est devenu Gandalf le blanc après un long séjour en cellule de dégrisement. #LSDA

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 3:08 PM, Dec 24th, 2012 via web)

InkeyJones It’s good to know Jesus died for my sins – as now I don’t feel too bad about killing that hooker in Vegas

via SocialOomph (retweeted on 3:06 PM, Dec 24th, 2012 via web)

jedisct1 RT @DrQz: Q: What is a Fourier Transform? A: Given a smoothie, it finds the recipe. http://t.co/eETpPLpN

via Echofon (retweeted on 10:01 AM, Dec 21st, 2012 via web)

lukkas35 Une vidéo très impressionnante du robot “Big Dog” ! http://t.co/7gqTVe7s

via Tweet Button (retweeted on 5:45 PM, Dec 20th, 2012 via web)

lambdadevfr Google benchmarks four programming languages. C++ fastest, Scala 2nd. Then Go & Java http://t.co/NWWe5jlt

via web (retweeted on 1:29 PM, Dec 19th, 2012 via web)

fishbomb Teacher assigns a book report on “The Hobbit.” The kids, to save time, choose to read the book rather than watch the movies.

via Mobile Web (M2) (retweeted on 1:05 PM, Dec 19th, 2012 via web)

DEVOPS_BORAT Law of Murphy for devops: if thing can able go wrong, is mean is already wrong but you not have Nagios alert of it yet.

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 1:02 PM, Dec 19th, 2012 via web)

LaFermeDuWeb La propriété CSS qui va en sauver plus d’un: CSS Calc(): http://t.co/n3Dxnt63 #fdw #css #calc #integration

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 1:01 PM, Dec 19th, 2012 via web)

DesignSpartan Useful CSS trick > Responsive Column Layouts http://t.co/8tBWN0Tk via @nickla

via Tweet Button (retweeted on 12:59 PM, Dec 19th, 2012 via web)

LaFermeDuWeb Focal Point - Des images responsives redimensionnées pertinemment: http://t.co/3HKXuHYV #responsive #images

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 12:57 PM, Dec 19th, 2012 via web)

STPo L’acteur qui joue Alien (1978), disparu dès la fin du tournage dans le mystère le plus total : http://t.co/PSOxeqZT

via Twitbin.com (retweeted on 12:08 PM, Dec 12th, 2012 via web)

Zetourist Le système de brevets américain largement détourné par les “patent trolls” http://t.co/mBO0dmFK via @lemondefr

via Tweet Button (retweeted on 9:16 AM, Dec 12th, 2012 via web)

alios Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed. Everything els is public relations. — g. orwell

via identica (retweeted on 9:06 AM, Dec 12th, 2012 via web)

MichelPoulain La pipe de #DSK vaut désormais plus cher que la pipe de Magritte.

via web (retweeted on 9:06 AM, Dec 12th, 2012 via web)

TheRealEddieO The meaning of life is to give life meaning.

via web (retweeted on 8:47 AM, Dec 12th, 2012 via web)

OfficalMrBean Justin Bieber gets 12,000 retweets for saying “thanks” so here is my attempt: thanks

via web (retweeted on 8:47 AM, Dec 12th, 2012 via web)

jedisct1 The Perception of Speed http://t.co/XvipTlzJ

via OS X (retweeted on 9:42 AM, Dec 4th, 2012 via web)

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via web (retweeted on 9:40 AM, Dec 4th, 2012 via web)

memepasmal Quand j’ai vu la neige tomber ce matin je suis allé sur Twitter pour avoir confirmation.

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:37 PM, Dec 3rd, 2012 via web)

ouahmaneomar Une idée non reçue : Trop de personnes éligibles ne demandent pas les aides sociales http://t.co/KS1EPZ3N

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 6:31 PM, Dec 3rd, 2012 via web)

nkgl +1 RT @TOMHTML: “La performance web, c’est exactement l’inverse du référencement.” http://t.co/44iB9MY7 #webperf #SEO #dev

via Echofon (retweeted on 6:22 PM, Dec 3rd, 2012 via web)

Cyroultwit Sublime, à lire ! Les enfants monstrueux du numérique http://t.co/C7Teg9oj #education v/@rezonet @sirchamallow

via TweetDeck (retweeted on 6:20 PM, Dec 3rd, 2012 via web)